By Natasha Badhwar

Sometimes he tells people we met in a bar where I was the bartender.

In another version he claims our parents were friends and they fixed our match. We had no say in the matter.

When he is in a mood, he will say I chose him because I wanted to rebel against my father by marrying a Muslim.

My father likes him very much and complains to him when I don’t pick up his phone. His father and I giggle together because no one else appreciates our jokes, but we know they are super funny.

I married Afzal because he has twinkling eyes and listens to my long winded stories. He probably married Natasha yaniki me because I am sexy as hell though he’s been too shy to ever let me know this.

We have 3 children, 1 dog and 4 cats last we counted. We met at a party hosted by common friends, live together best on a highway, and have a home on the edge of New Delhi.